I bought this shirt the other day for the obvious reasons.
Does the pattern remind you of anything?
It gives me the urge to go to a public bathroom, stagger out of the stall dishevelled and sweaty, and while zipping up, announce loudly “Whew! I needed that!”
Or to have one of my female friends walk with me in an egg costume so I can keep bumping into her.
Too obvious?
Shoes – Squire
Jeans – Hugo Boss
Shirt – Mattino
Jacket – Calvin Klein
