Aaand… We’re back.
Just in time to bring you a piece of cinematic gold, that may just go down in the history books as perhaps the GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!
That’s right!
Greatest. Movie. Ever!
Why am I yelling?
Because I’m Batman!
No, wait. Wrong answer.
Because it’s Sharknado!
A genuine blockbuster with action, gore, and questionable love interests!
A nail-biting suspense-riddled rollercoaster!
A scarily realistic feast of special effects!
Most importantly, a scientifically accurate portrayal of what would happen in the likely event of a crapload of sharks being sucked up into tornadoes, then dumped onto dry land!
I would have given this a whole bunch of gerbils, but unfortunately they were all recruited to star in Gerbils 2: Something In The Dark.
No gerbils.
Sharknado
