Title: Iron Man 3
Starring:
Robert Downey Jnr
Gwyneth Paltrow
Does it matter who else?
A mega rich industrialist builds an armoured suit and uses it to fight an evil villain called Obadiah Stane, who tries to make a big bad Iron Man of his own….
No, wait.
That was Iron Man 1.
A mega rich industrialist builds an armoured suit and uses it to fight an evil villain called Ivan Vanko, who tries to make a big bad Iron Man of his own. With tentacles.
Crap.
That was Iron Man 2.
Okay, a mega rich industrialist builds an armoured suit and uses it to fight an evil villain called Killian, who tries to make a big bad (organic!) Iron Man of his own.
That, Occasional Reader, is Iron Man 3.
Same as Iron Man 1 & 2, with new toys, new characters, and new(ish) jokes, but essentially the same story.
Still fun, though.
Three gerbils.
Iron Man 3
