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Where did you go, #200?
We seem to have lost a couple of Occasional Readers. I logged on this morning to find that not one, but two followers had dropped off the highly esteemed followers list. Was it something I said? Is it...
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My kingdom for a cheesecake!
It wouldn’t even have to be a full one. Just a slice will do! Well, it’s the second full day of the dreaded no carb diet. I swear, I can feel myself getting weaker by the minute. I’m wasting away, I...
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Your opinion?
Yes? Or… Oh dear God, no! Or… My eyes! My eyes! My mother freaking eyes!!!! Shoes – Jimmy Choo Trousers – Marcs Shirt – David Smith Jacket – Oxford
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Mike’s Magical Monday Movie Reviews
Title: No One Lives Starring: Luke Evans (Who?) Adelaide Clemens (Double who?) Such a promising movie poster! An even more promising opening 90 seconds! The following 84 minutes and 30 seconds is...
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3… 2… 1… Blast… err.. Hello?
It’s that time again, Occasional Reader. Let’s get deep for a moment. Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk…. No, wait. Let’s talk about relationships. More specifically, let’s talk about the...
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Clear the cloacas, ladies!
There’s one advantage of the Atkins Diet. You get to say really weird sentences that relate to your dinner. Of course, chickens would have to understand human language for it to really have an impact,...
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Well, I never!
Okay, maybe I have a couple of times, but I was drunk and lonely at the time. Moving on to a different subject, I attended the first birthday of my friece the other day. What’s a friece? It’s the...
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Picture this….
Picture a man. A hungry man. A hungry, hungry man cutting a forlorn and lonely figure as he trudges slowly through the cold and misty Sydney morning. He clutches his unsweetened coffee tightly in his...
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Please leave a message…
Nobody is here to take your call right now. Or to leave a post, for that matter. I’m simply too tired to write anything engaging today, so I’ll leave it up to you to use your imagination and pretend I...
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It’s not so bad.
That’s what I keep trying to tell myself. I don’t need bread in my life. Pasta has no place on my plate. Rice has become redundant. Sweets are… Oh, who am I kidding? I want nothing more right now than...
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Mike’s Magical Monday Movie Reviews
Title: Zero Dark Thirty Starring: Jessica Chastain Joel Edgerton and introducing Osama Bin Laden in his breakout (and last) role! A poor little Afghan boy falls in a toilet, then wins a game show....
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Finally!
I was recently enabling someone else’s shoe addiction and was planning to browse the Steve Madden outlet in Sydney. As we walked into the store, I sensed there was something off. Something disturbingly...
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O Sole Mio!
Seriously. I feel I should have been belting out an Aria in this outfit. By the Gods, I love my cape! Shoes – Yapi Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Griffin Scarf – Oxford Jacket – Jack London
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Happy July 4th!
Now while it means absolutely nothing here in Australia, I thought it might be nice to mention that it’s Independence Day in the U.S. This is the day that the Yanks got rid of the Poms for good, and...
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Second course, same as the first…
While it might be working at making me eligible for the Red Cross World Hunger Appeal, I fear this diet is turning me into a one trick pony. I was sick of eating bacon and eggs, so i thought I’d change...
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An interesting take
I stopped shopping for shoes at Aquila quite some time ago for a very simple reason. They got boring. For a while there, they seemed to discard the different textures and colours and focus on plain old...
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Mike’s Magical Monday Movie Reviews
Title: Evil Dead Starring: Jane Levy Shiloh Fernandez Let me start by saying that I have never seen the original version of this movie. I wasn’t sitting down to compare cinematography. I wasn’t...
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That is one happy chicken!
So, we were off to the theatre the other night to watch the great Australian musical, Hot Shoe Shuffle. The show was fantastic, but we know that’s not what we’re here for. We’re here for the outfits of...
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Great Caesar’s Ghost!
A history lesson for you, Occasional Reader. The humble caesar salad. One balmy Italian night, the great Roman leader was feeling peckish, but slightly porky. He had received word from the court doctor...
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What’s in a name?
These pieces of gorgeousnesses definitely brighten up the Shoeplex, but occasionally they suffer an identity crisis. They’re certainly not sneakers. Ostensibly, they’re not an Oxford. They’re not quite...
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